howdy-ho, neighbors.
Well, here goes: I am a compulsive crafter with a love for all things handmade (no matter how misshapen). My favorite yarns are cheap, bright monstrosities. I am committed to the cause of redeeming fun-fur and other fuzzy outcasts, so I tend to wear scarves that cause double takes and raised eyebrows:

Difficult to tell, because of the disposable-camera quality, but that scarf is pink/lime green/fuzzy.
My favorite project ever was an improvised hat that I made one afternoon. It’s basically a thick band of garter stitch folded back over and then a switch to a double strand of another chunky yarn that I increased/decreased to make a scalloped top.

In the future I hope to have digital camera access, but that’s a start anyway… Better yet to come.