Cruelty thy name is weather…or cruelty

So fall has arrived in Texas and I am woefully unready [unraed for all you OE-ers]. Football season has also hit its full stride, as demonstrated by the hordes in burnt orange (question: has anyone else noticed how obnoxious UT football fans can be? And why does their arogance seem to increase inverse to the number of games won?). Actually now that I am on the subject of football (I promise I will meander back to my original point, so those who hate football may need to just skim for a bit): why are the miami dolphins going to play in london? The giants are not invincible…but the dophins…cannot win…ever…ever… (if the dolphins do win today [and if I weren't so lazy I could check how its going, since the game has started I think] I will eat my shorts or whatever the appropriate action to concede wrongness would be). The whole point, I imagine, of an expo game is to show the fierceness of the competion…nobody likes to watch an underdog get slaughtered. Anyway, that was my rant. Good luck to the dolphins who are doomed; back to texas. Now that winter clothes can be worn, I would love to have a nummy handknit to walk around in. However, as you can see, my progress has stalled at sleave-cuff number one…sigh:

Astute observers may have noticed a problem with the above picture (very astute observers may have noticed multiple problems. Points for enumerating them in your comments). Hint number one: ‘your sweater in progress looks like total crap’ is not one of the answers I am looking for. Hint number two:

Now that I have provided you with a mystery, I must get breakfast.

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